Of all the poisonous things prevalent in the future, perhaps none holds as much sparkly appeal as that of noxious confetti. It's not the best thing for you, whether stuck to your sweating party face or accidentally ingested from atop the head of your half-spilt party beer, but it is cost effective and is as bio-degradable as any river rock, though perhaps more dangerous if it falls on you.

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