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Definition of the word: Wealth

Wealth - That thing that effortlessly divides the us’s from the them’s. The measure of wealth above “keeping up with the Jones’s” as it’s measured against the “I’m a Jones, you can’t keep up with me.” Those possessing wealth are often referred to as plutocrats, big balers or republicans. Wealth has been created in uncommon quantity in recent generations thanks to no-bid contracts, health care for the poor, suicide kiosks and mugging old ladies for their welfare checks.

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