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Definition of the word: Venusian Pollen Cider

Venusian Pollen Cider - A rich, viscous intoxicant, primarily enjoyed by vacationing businessmen and skid row drunkards, though each at opposite ends of the cost spectrum, each keeping the drugging substance available for the other. Originally harvested from the buds of Venusian capers, but since taken off-planet to the moons of that and other planets, but with equal efficaciousness. The cider is famous for being as deliciously intoxicating as it is outright toxic, with much of its subsidies stemming from corporate donations from galactic COPS type reality shows that profit so wildly from how ridiculously insane it makes its consumers in the hours, though more commonly in the minutes, before its manic consumers die, kill or otherwise succumb to the carnal desire to facilitate death be witnessed on cable and satellite television.