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Definition of the word: Ultramung
Ultramung - A substance so nasty that, even though it’s widely regarded as a breeding ground of bacteria, fungus, algae and various rodents, it is still considered the most toxic of all organic masses. Often composed of wet dog dander and warm foot cheese, the actual components may include hair, scabs, dingleberries, Limburger cheese, carcasses, feral spray, death, old people extract and jockstraps. A white noise poet once posthumously lamented, "were it not for my salvation from the sure peril of space, this craft of ultramung assured me I was alive, for no hell could stench in such a way, and then it did to me kill, a death I welcomed like none other." For an example of this word used in context, read this page. This page may have been updated since this "Printer Friendly" page was created. Read this passage in its current form online at www.tekjansen.com/glossary/ultramung.php.