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Definition of the word: Twangy Banjito

Twangy Banjito - A decidedly non-musical instrument primarily played by hillfolk, swamp-billies, maroon bethroated incestibreds and any number of assorted effing hicks. Most commonly played from rocking chairs on front porches by amateurs, masters and non-Italian maestros alike, but to truly master the twangy banjito, one must have no more than seven teeth, always in odd numbers, and drink Jello through a straw. Pig farming is also preferred, but not required by any means.