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Definition of the word: Robo-Spatula

Robo-Spatula - A robotic item used with tremendous benefit and effect to scrape up random bits of gum, trash, and homeless persons from public sidewalks. It’s an especially helpful tool as it pertains to scraping drunks from the curb to the gutter, as well as litter from the sidewalk to the garbage receptacle. Scraping the homeless to garbage receptacle, however, is still frowned upon, but these automatic devices are also remarkably good at doing that while networking with adjacent security cameras that are eager to look the other way whilst it happens. Regarded by many as the worst thing to ever happen to the homeless, but regarded by many, many more as the best thing to ever happen to cure the problem with homelessness, even if it means feeding those drunk or drugged out wastes of space to the soylent reprocessors.