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Definition of the word: Precum

Precum - Pronounced like "Beckham", precum is a nectar not entirely unlike honey, though its acrid taste is more than any man should ever be forced to endure, except in rare cases of godless homosexuality or statutory incarceration. Not that a man couldn't do so, or anything, I'm just saying it's not my thing. If it's your thing that's totally cool, I just don't need to hear about it in too great of detail. A little bit of detail is fine, but not too much, you know. The damnability of male engorgery on such delicacies falls to the robopope, who reasserted the hellistic properties over the wholistic ones in an official statement in 2067 issued entirely in binary, its exact recitation thereafter was required from memory by all minions of the one true faith, Catholicism.