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Definition of the word: Peoplages

Peoplages - A word meaning something similar to "race", "nationality", "citizens" or "species" but far more complex than any ancient and presumably bong-resined brain could fathom. Peoplages are the constituents of a mulit-faceted society, as they fall under the rule or ideology of a single person or document not to exceed five pages, single spaced, of a font no less than 8pt but no greater than 10pt, excepting for Courier or New Courier, in which case the members of said proposed peoplages would be automatically disqualified.

The collective and willful participants of a race of self-aware nouns with the technology to propogate one's own message that they are cohesive in their attempts to attain peoplage. The repeopled of the depeopled enpeoplers of a reinpeopled planet or system once at least half unenpeopled for the sake of disempoeplement, assuming they know their absopeoplitude depended on the assertion they were enpeopled for the resistance to counterpeoplement and unpeoplage of the same said system, provided also that they embrace poetry and not reproduce asexually, except for in the case of amphibians and cork-smorking kack gabblers, in which case they are pre-enpeopled peoplages.

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