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Definition of the word: Ninthth Dimensional Hypophysics

Ninthth Dimensional Hypophysics - Although full disclosure of this technological science would be both illegal and would further cause the time-space incontinuum rift to widen, suffice it to say that it is rooted in the study of dropping bowling balls and feathers in a sub-vacuum while aligning one's synaptic harmonics in order to perceive the super-atomic reactions as the two items fall at wildly different speeds and colors. This study is also expressed as NnThDuhhuH in mathematical equations such as for the proof of all existence, the device to end all existence, and the God's Kind of a Dick reckoning.

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