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Definition of the word: Mild-Asthma

Mild-Asthma - Identical to moderate and severe asthma, differentiated only by the discretion by which the afflicted imbibes of their inhaler. Though asthma was considered exceedingly sexy for many decades, it has since fallen back to the gimpy side of the allure continuum, and as such, has found most of its sufferers have dropped their status to “mild” in reaction. Mild Asthma is not to be confused with “heavy breathing”, which is also very sexy, but in contrast is entirely elective. Also, there is no such thing, not even in the distant future, as an obscene phone call placed by a “mild asthmatic”, but instead, only by complete perverts.