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Definition of the word: Mechanonostrils

Mechanonostrils - Once humanity perfected technology, it was realized the sense of smell was embarrassingly inadequate, as a non-mechanical nose is absolutely useless in the detection of ultra-violet, infra-red or even visible waves or particles. Subsequently, most primates (including Pygmy Marmosets) are equipped in infancy with mechanostrils. This has cut the average potty training age by over 60% and led sun-worshiping races to know more instinctively when it’s time to slather on the sunscreen.