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Definition of the word: Mastur Crewfolk

Mastur Crewfolk - Often mistaken for [SIC], but regardless regarded as sick. Mastur Crewfolk are the members of an isolated mission--whether to deep space, near space, Atlantis or a sexually homogenous weekend retreat--who abjectly resort to acts of self-gratification so precise and so well practiced, they invariably attain the status of "mastur". The downsides to becoming a mastur are many. Wasting the human seed is a crime against God, sullying the sheets of a shared bunk is unforgivable, and walking in on, or being walked in on, during the act of Masturful exercise is horribly embarrassing.