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Definition of the phrase: Junior Elvii

Junior Elvii - A slang term for the plural of the male genitalious wonky-doodle or chowder-spouter. A diplomatic term for the duderiferous male dangly parts, specifically as it pertains to use in diplomatic negotiations and draft resolutions. In such instances a prophylactic is referred to as a "blue swayed shoe", though it's usually the nuts who live around the corner who are blue, the matter of swaying such a man-wang is no challenge and even a single application of hand lotion would cure the peculiar texture of suedenesshoodity.