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Definition of the word: Interweb
Interweb - Formerly known as "the internets" or "the interwebs", the interweb was a complex series of tubes and pipes through which adult images and illegally copied movies, photographs and audio could effortlessly be transferred, while email letters sent from staffers to senior senators, messages also commonly known as "the internets", would remain hung up and require as much as four to five days to transmit. The interweb was a terrible scourge on humanity inasmuch as it afforded the masses the uncommon luxury of publishing endless reams of material about their grievances with corporations, politics, spouses, former spouses and household pets. To the universal chagrin of the world, the interweb remained in place for several decades, ruining many millions of marriages, both traditional and homosexual alike. Eventually the interweb had to be disbanded for all its many inherent evils, which was a fairly easy process since the tubes had only a small number of junctions, most of which could be disassembled with pipe wrenches and pneumatic bolt unturnerators. For an example of this word used in context, read this page. This page may have been updated since this "Printer Friendly" page was created. Read this passage in its current form online at www.tekjansen.com/glossary/interweb.php.