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Definition of the word: Imagiflouri-Soul
Imagiflouri-Soul - Similar to a conventional soul, which scientists, doctors and religious scholars alike have admitted does not and can not have ever existed, except that it is one such hypothetically real soul more rich than that of the plebian classes, who are factually accepted as soulless. In order to classify one's non-existent soul as one of "imagiflouri" status, one must first travel great distances, kill more than they can recall, and be believed to have accidentally impregnated more than ten-thousand. Also, one can not have bartered it off to any sort of devil, regardless of for what it was in trade. The Imagiflouri-soul music genre is one of the most rich in New Terran history, though there have only been four bonafide artists throughout its lackluster legacy, none of whom have made any music more tolerable than the historically infamous John Tesh, a man whose music was believed to have been used as a weapon in more than a dozen wars before New Terra achieved its status of perpetual peace. It's important to point out further that any mention of John Tesh is so damaging to the constitutions of living organisms that even thinking about mentioning it may be a capital offense. Just to bring it up in this glossary entry required millions of dollars in bureaucratic red tape and legal wranglings just to insulate our editors from criminal liability. For an example of this word used in context, read this page. This page may have been updated since this "Printer Friendly" page was created. Read this passage in its current form online at www.tekjansen.com/glossary/imagiflouri-soul.php.