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Definition of the word: Hair

Hair - The fine, subhensile tendrils extending in tremendous quantities from the bodies of mammalian critters, though most remarkably from the heads and/or armpits, depending on what you're in to. It's these very locks of waving hair that afford insulation from the cold, allow personal expressions as they are styled, and have afforded luxurious beach chalets to billions of thieving barbers over the course or the ages.