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Definition of the word: Grooming Grate

Grooming Grate - Similar to a brush one would use to spruce up the mane of any given mammal, but designed for a coarser texture, specifically as it pertains to cloth, show animals, or Italians. The grooming grate is a flat, serrated instrument with open pores designed originally for the grating of cheese and slaw, but used exclusively for combing and exfoliation since the responsibility of shredding foods was completely overtaken many centuries ago by the George Foreman Umslicerator, which not only cuts, but reduces saturated fats, is oh-so easy to clean, and available in a variety of attractive colors. For a limited time only, orders placed will automatically include a gross of spatulae, solar-powered calculator, and an original oil portrait of George Foreman. Ideal for home or office use, makes a great gift, no place of residence is complete without it.