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Definition of the word: Darwinians

Darwinians - Darwinians are the most organized coalition of heretics within 10 million gigaclicks of New Terra. These are a laughable group of pseudo-religious-scientists who lack the faith needed to understand the basic, simple truth that mankind is not an advanced species of walking bird or fish that somehow found a reason to stay out of the water or sky, however temporarily in historical terms.

The Darwinians were once heralded for their clever, sweeping bumper sticker campaign, but have since mostly been imprisoned and publicly executed in accordance with God’s wishes as explained to illiterates by the most pious of New Terra’s biblical scholars. Darwinians are loosely affiliated with the theory of evilution.

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