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Definition of the word: Chinese Walking Fish
Chinese Walking Fish - An amphibious travesty of nature commended for its virulence, often in elaborate ceremonies held on land, in water or some combination thereof. One of the few remaining species of what was once called “fish” on New Terra, and the victorious race that emerged from the great anemone wars nearly uncontested. The walking fish has since continued to intelligently design itself for greater survival by wearing clever disguises, working in the liberal news media and by purchasing large tracts of real estate throughout the scrublands of east Texas, a particularly inhospitable place to their kind, not just because it’s so arid, but because of all the damned Texans. The Chinese Walking Fish like to assert that they are the very definition of evolution since they are fish that choose so frequently walk on land, thus emerging from the sea. Very few buy this argument since very few (only three on record to date) walking fish have ever medaled in an Olympic event. For an example of this word used in context, read this page. This page may have been updated since this "Printer Friendly" page was created. Read this passage in its current form online at www.tekjansen.com/glossary/chinese-walking-fish.php.