Chapter 5 - When Presidents Beg available to all readers or download the new Tek Jansen PC-Game. Members now have access to Chapter Chapter 14 – The Chapter with No Name.

Definition of the word: Black Holes

Black Holes - Though long believed to be an integral component to interstellar prostitution, the phrase as used to describe this has since been outmoded and replaced with “pink holes”. In common usage a black hole is a chasm in time-space which measures no more than a dong-head across, but weighs as much as a billion galaxies. Once believed to be the very portal to worm-holes, it has since been proven to be the place that scientists send zealots to die, assuming they are dumb enough to believe that there’s something on the “other side” of a black hole beyond that of a swift, clean and compact death. Many entire races of religious zealots have been doomed to such fates, as they were successfully convinced that the promised land would lie beyond… which it did, but not for them as much as the peoples they left behind.