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Definition of the word: Autoslide

Autoslide - Similar to a moving sidewalk, but decked out with a plethora of futuristic decorations such as sparkles, glitter, glue-on plastic robot toys, and often washed with a fancy lightshow, strobes, confetti bombs and oversized signage indicating that it is not some sort of antique, flat-escalator sort of moving sidewalk, but indeed an autoslide. Much like its predecessor, it is inherently predisposed to sucking in children’s untied shoelaces and devouring the underage wearers in part or in whole.

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