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Definition of the word: Agent

Agent - One of the most lowly of professional letches in the entirety of interstellar understanding. A person who takes more than the tax man merely for the luxury of turning down contracts and compromising ones career, up to but not exclusive of sacrificing his or her own career. A person who destroys the career and reputation of his or her contracted “talent” just to feel powerful, while still insisting that “nobody has asked for you,” and “I’ve asked EVERYONE to hire you,” and “Nobody wants to buy your stupid book.” Commonly regarded as the lowest professional career in the universe, even below collection agents, tow truck drivers, white police in inner-city ghettos and telemarketers.