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Definition of the word: Adobe

Adobe - A sophisticated composite of assorted elements used as a finishing coat on satellites, space stations, spacecraft, bikini wrestlers and butte huts. Though the exact formula is a closely guarded secret known only to the most elite authorized agents of the Galactic Front of Sentient Worlds, declassified documents suggest it contains an elaborate combination of silicon, aluminum, iron, oxygen, and, in smaller quantities, calcium, magnesium, sodium, and potassium mixed with semi-decomposed biomass, made negotiable by the introduction of dihydrogen monoxide, set into permanent form by irradiation from cosmic waves from a medium-sized yellow dwarf star at a distance of 90 to 100 million miles, filtered by a twenty-two to twenty-three mile layer of nitrogen, oxygen, argon and to a lesser degree carbon dioxide, methane and other rare, inert gases. Adobe is also a type of mud.