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This project bears revenue in three equally important ways. We sell advertisement space through a network of media companies, we offer membership to the most loyal readers, and we welcome sponsorship to virtually anyone who wants to support this project.

The site currently shows around 10,000 unique pages per day to an average of 6,200 unique visitors, 88% of whom are in the United States.


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Project Sponsor links appear on every page of the site on the right-hand column. You may have the URL of your web address or a phrase of no more than three (3) words. For example your project sponsor link might say Hysterical Bumper Stickers, Far Right Discussion or just www.YourSiteLink.com.

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Page sponsors receive a permanent, static link on the page selected. This link can be as long as a sentence, and your purchase gives you lifetime placement in that section.

Page sponsorship rate is $22 per page.

Page sponsorship is available on a first-come, first-serve basis, and sponsors are allowed to select which page they would like to sponsor. Every chapter text page and site navigation page is available.

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Chapter Sponsor
Chapter sponsors receive a permanent, static link on every page of the chapter selected. This link can be as long as a sentence, and your purchase gives you lifetime placement in that section.

Chapter sponsorship rate is $65 per chapter.

Chapter sponsorship is available on a first-come, first-serve basis, and financial contributors are allowed to select which chapter they would like to sponsor. Every literary text chapter is available, but no such links are offered on site navigation pages.

Some chapters are broken down in to as many as ten pages, some are not as lengthy. In order to determine the length of each available chapter, go to the sitemap, look around, or request the information through the feedback page. In order to get the best value for your sponsorship dollar, it is advised that you select the longest chapter that is not yet sponsored that you feel will enjoy the highest readership.

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When ordering, be sure to send detailed information along with your payment including the link URL, the text you’d like displayed, and the chapter on which you’d like your sponsorship message to be displayed.

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If you're looking for something different than Google.com has to offer, consider Value Click Media, another site than can distribute your ads across this site, as well as a network of many, many more.

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If you have other advertisement suggestions, we will gladly listen to them. We regularly have default ad space available for all banner spaces, but those are not typically offered.

If you have a creative idea and would like to share it with us, please use the feedback form to do so, but be advised we are not accepting any affiliate programs at this time, nor do we have any plans to do so in the future, regardless of the product, regardless of the proprietors, regardless of the income potential, regardless of how nice you ask us. So please do not ask us, your request will be deleted without being read.

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Sponsored links generally appear within 48-hours. Direct questions or concerns via the feedback page. All rates subject to change without notice. No change in rates will impact past or currently running sponsorship links. We will not accept ads from any site or organization that promotes hate, illegal content, or warez. We will accept sites with adult content, but may restrict links to direct to an adult warning page first. We reserve the right to reject any sponsor or advertiser at our sole discretion, in which case the PayPal payment will be rejected and returned pursuant to PayPal guidelines.

All sponsors and advertisers must agree to the published Terms of Service for Tek Jansen. Your decision to sponsor or advertise on any part of Tek Jansen directly implies consent to these rules and regulations.

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