Über Brothel - These are any of a variety of massage parlors, day spas or seamstress shops, except in that one does not typically linger an entire day or get any work on their cuffs, but rather, a portion of an evening and more along the inseam. This is a place where a patron may partake of a face-rub, rub-job, rub-down, smack-down, bitch slap, ball goblin, assorted-weight petting, and enjoy any of these services with discounts for specimens deposited, military ID or proof of senior citizenship (but only until around 4:00 pm, commonly called the "sunset special".)

The imperative difference between a "brothel" and an "Über brothel" is the experience of the massage matrons, the blondeness of their hair, the mileage on the gynodometers and whether or not their credit card processing will permit it to display as a reimbursable business expense such as "fax and telephone services", "conference facilities", or "regular brothel".

For an example of this word used in context, read this page.

See also: alientalia, backrub, "The It", kiosk, man-wang, municipal spaceport, precum, whore.

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