Rectoscrape-a-scan - In an era of ever increasing security needs, technology and safety protocols, the powers that be have done everything they can to insure that inner-sanctii remain uncommonly protected. As such, past technologies of passenger name-lists, fingerprinting, retina scanning and interquark testing have proven fallible. The one, true, infallible security measure to date has been the Rectoscrape-a-scan, by which the unobtrousive, automated scanning devise cleverly scrapes never more than two ounces of ones rectal lining, tests it for genetic fingerprint, dietary content, and propensity for bleeding against a database that measures where the suspected counter-insurgent doppel-terrorista-potentia claims to have been.

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