Mondalina Harmonics - An uncommonly clever means of hiding a message within a message due to complicated encryption that's entirely stripped out by any compression methods, thus insuring its nearly universal security. It takes an analog audio transmission, such as smooth jazz and adds inaudible sub-deca-octave tones upscaled by just under three octaves. Much as how a guitar string can be quasi-plucked in such a way as to hear only the ringing, harmonic, high-octave of the tone, Mondalina Harmonics employ a similar tone added with great expense and difficulty at 39.68 steps above, and therein encodes a digital, binary message.

While the majority of civilized races can hear these messages as plain as their native language, no primate has ever been capable of even understanding the concept behind it without the help of absurdly elaborate machines, none of which employ vacuum tubes sold to them by more advanced races, many of which were subsequently exterminated for their usury business practices to these same said greater monkeys.

The music in which these messages may be embedded are usually unlistenable freeform jazz explorations with no danceable beat to speak of, and are generally mocked by children, labor parties, drug addicts, and ambassadors in select accord meetings.

For an example of this word used in context, read this page.

See also: ninthth dimensional hypophysics, trinary, twangy banjito.

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