Mastur Crewfolk - Often mistaken for [SIC], but regardless regarded as sick. Mastur Crewfolk are the members of an isolated mission--whether to deep space, near space, Atlantis or a sexually homogenous weekend retreat--who abjectly resort to acts of self-gratification so precise and so well practiced, they invariably attain the status of "mastur". The downsides to becoming a mastur are many. Wasting the human seed is a crime against God, sullying the sheets of a shared bunk is unforgivable, and walking in on, or being walked in on, during the act of Masturful exercise is horribly embarrassing.

For an example of this word used in context, read this page.

See also: lonely, backrub, backrub regulator, Billion Man Army™, whore.

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