Kill - To liberate from one's mortal coil. To expedite one's inevitable introduction to their maker. To move one in a horrendous, bloody act from this life to the next, even though "the next" has been widely disproved, and even though the recipient of the kill rarely agrees to concede the killing. In the private sector, the kill is the highest crime that may be committed aside from treason, but in public service it is the kindest, most selfless act one can ever engage in, and one which is typically decorated with medals, especially when committed in extraordinary numbers.

For an example of this word used in context, read this page.

See also: Billion Man Army™, decimate, extinct, finalitudeness, hug, illegal, Kev-L-Tec Armor, noxious confetti, peace, Quadrant-5, blast rechargers, tar, weapons of singular destruction, Xerkinski.

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