Definition of the phrase: Jerkied Dork
Jerkied Dork - A Jerkied Dork is a dork of man that has been cleft apart from its innate host and placed conveniently or inconveniently in a dehydrator in order to remove its fluids and make it into a form of jerky, though not exactly a beefy jerky. Literally it's less of a beefy jerky because the majority of beef is female, and this leathery little tad of man-meat is entirely of the testosteroni variety. Chemical or hickory smoking is optional in any case.
In many social circles these jerkied dorks are referred to as "li'l Bobbits" or "Horns of Toot Uncommon", but whether you call it a "lucky dong" or a "Pharaoh's favor", it's still a dried out dong on a keychain and it's acknowledged across the galaxy that nothing good can ever come of it, except for luck.
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See also: elderly,