Definition of the phrase: "The It"
It, the - "The it", or "doing the it" is the euphemistically delightful pair of letters, one consonant, one vowelarian, that pungently punctuates and exemplarly explains in effortless terms the act that is likewise done with just two simple participants, often drunk the first time. With a woman as the open, resonating vowel and the male as the sharp, articulate consonantine "t", the "doing" of the "it" that so many have historically done has been the very best of the "it doing" that has re-enpeopled the whole of New Terra thanks in no small part to the holes of New Terra.
It was once believed that love made the world go around, though economists still insisted it was just money with love keeping it populated. These theories were disproved upon resolution of the spinny-wobbly theory of New Terran perpetu-rotation, but it simultaneously opened the door for the "doing of it" theory, which quickly and effortlessly proved in short order than the it-doing was the overriding factor in keeping the entire planet full of babies, many ugly but almost all noisy, who could eventually become the soldiers or politicians who send them to their death, thus perpetuating the need for more baby-making, thus making necessary the opportunity for the increased doing of the it.
Since baby-making afforded war and war stole the soldiers from the population, the only logical way to close the circle and bring the population cycle back to equilibrium was to encourage the surviving soldiers to foray further and further from port in order to employ their uniforms for the further propagation of the species thanks to the greatest singular benefit of the acquisition of anonymous and unprotected intercourse, thus forcing the next wave of unplanned soldiers, an outcome which is unavoidable since abortion due rape, even military rape, was outlawed centuries ago, in accordance with God's wishes.
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See also: alientalia,
backrub,
buxom,
carniveral,
chick,
femaphrodude,
humanolips,
interpretive dance,
jerkied dork,
mangina,
man-wang,
myopsine,
nut sack,
pillow talk,
precum,
sexually withholding,
shore leave,
terrible breasts,
über brothel,
whore.
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