Irradiated Spider - An irradiated spider is an arachnoid creature of any size, though typically ranging from pin-sized to hubcap-sized, possessing eight-legs, capable of spinning threads of silk from the hindquarters, specifically the hindquarters of a specimen that has been irradiated. Bites from such a creature can cause intense pain, itchy skin rash, melanoma, and in exceedingly rare and as-yet undocumented cases, superhuman powers.

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See also: aphids, Darwinians, evilution, gamma rays.

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