Impervium Alloy - This is one of the strongest substances in the Universe, though only so-so in terms of omniversal strength. Impervium Alloy is a quasi-metal comprised of titanium, lead, granite, hellacoolium, dolomite, switch-grass extract, stem cells and thrice-baked carbonium distillate. Impervium Alloy can only be forged in the belly of a dying star by the cautious introduction of necessary elements in conjunction with a controlled hot fission reaction at an unimaginably chilly temperature of -5? Kelvin (a temperature long thought unattainable my primitive humans). Labor injury rates in the smelting of this alloy are fairly high.

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See also: Chrome Slathered Platinum, delevator, adobe, ironclad, spaceships.

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