Definition of the word: Hitchhike

Hitchhike - The act of extending ones thumb in a manner as to consent to trading a ride to some other for the unbridled use of ones own body as a nasty, down-hosed sexual playground. For example, a man may hitchhike from Venus to Titan by merely outstretching his thumb, provided he also cock his eyebrow as much as he’ll permit the self-same cocking of his dude-port in trade for transit.
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See also:
spaceships,
whore,
stinking hippy,
municipal spaceport.
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