Gangbangplank - Similar to a gangplank, which was historically the sort of thing across which a mutinous sailor was forced to walk blindfolded unto a salty demise, except that at the end of this plank, from which there is no turning back, is a convent-hosted cloister-frick. Although convent convention requires a blindfold to maintain hostess anonymity in the future face of Saint Peter, that habit has been abandoned as much as the habit the nuns wore itself, at least amongst the younger, nimbler groups of maidens. Great strides have been made in terms of cloisterous sensuality, but many who find the need to employ such a gangbangplank are those with patched eyes, wooden legs and a rainbow of parrot droppings across their lapels or frilly cravats.

Arguably the biggest factor to consider before decided to "walk the gangbangplank" as an opportunist, whether as a human or a microbial organism, is whether or not you'll find a good host.

For an example of this word used in context, read this page.

See also: carniveral, interpretive dance, shindig, shore leave.

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