Evilution - A horrible, heretical, wicked theory pertaining to the natural, proven development of life on any planet and in any habitat. The real heresy of the pudding is in the "proof", as it's widely understood that no theory of development need include such absolute certainties.

Evilution is a theory that explains how random mutations occur and how they lead to mostly worse, but a few better changes within a species over prolonged periods of time, whether with or without the intervention of drugs, gamma rays, irradiated spiders or a unpredictable changes of heart from a guy named God. This theory instead suggests that tasty critters are eaten to extinction, smart creatures survive unimaginable circumstances, and that viruses mutate season by season requiring forever a fresh batch of inoculations. Though rooted in fact, proven many thousand times over, and verified by every other intelligent race in the universe, this remains a criminal theory to teach to children on New Terra in accordance with the Good Word of our Lord and savior Jesus Christ, peace be upon him.

For an example of this word used in context, read this page.

See also: Darwinians, dogfish, Chinese Walking Fish, condor, illegal, liar.

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