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Definition of the word: Deadest



Deadest - For a long time "deadest" was considered to be that which is most dead of all, but activists acting on behalf of "less dead" groups petitioned for a downgrade of this already unofficial status. Since none of the dead themselves spoke up against it, the living won the case uncontested, thus reducing the meaning to "amongst the most dead of things and stuff and whatnot, hereafter referred to as most deadest-ish".

It's believed that supporters of this shift will have been punished with uncommon vengeance in the hereafter. Amongst less civilized races – specifically those that do not participate in the galactic consensus of wisdom – the widely held belief is that "deadest" still belongs to the undead, specifically semi-immortal vampires, since they typically spend hundreds or thousands of years being dead all the time.

For an example of this word used in context, read this page.

See also: extinct, finalitudeness, kill, zero.

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