Cuboidal Cigar - A large, slow roasting, tobaccoforically down-suckable stick of tobacco enjoyed by the coolest-looking and most sophisticated of men, specifically in the realms of business, politics and action-adventure. These cigars are noticeably different from other varieties because they are superbly rolled and made from the finest dried crops, cured in a mixture of ammonia, tar and witch hazel, as well as because they rose to fame at a time when they were so very fat as to be nearly round.

Since spherical is no acceptable shape for a cigar, teams of scientists dedicated years to the problematic issue of the absent edges, which had to be refined to sharpen the stogies up. As engineers are wont to do, they succeeded with their edge-promination campaign, though perhaps a bit too well.

Now, with nearly perfect right angles, these cigars are literally cuboidal. Though a technological wonder, these cigars are almost entirely illegal, since they do not support freedom. There is no accepted political, social or medical objection to these (or any other) cigars, but since they've been categorized as a vegetable by the suspiciously wealthy New Terran Finance Council, they go largely untaxed, a luxury not even enjoyed by the cocoa crops of chocolate nor the coca crops of cocaine. As such, cuboidal cigars are contraband, so can only be purchased at a premium from black-marketeers, though this premium pricing is more than offset by the fact that they are still tax-free.

For an example of this word used in context, read this page.

See also: cigarette lighter, non-carcinogenic, tar, tobaccoforic.

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