Australia - Historically, Australia was originally founded as a penal and penile colony by far-space aliens, but some five-thousand years later was discovered by United Kingdom scientists, who studied the soil fervently only to find the same highest and best uses for it. Now a land exploited by fewer than 60% criminals, it has been upgraded from “island” to “continent” status, but mostly because the earth demanded fully seven continents and Greenland couldn’t sufficiently bribe the Continental Determining Committee, despite their uncommon distortion atop the uncommonly flat maps of old and new Terran governmental agencies.

For an example of this word used in context, read this page.

See also: smuggling wallaby, Africa, Antarctica, Mexicanische, New Terra, tourist, Un-Great Lakes.

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